Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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