I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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