i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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