hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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