He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The air was thick with penises
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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