My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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