I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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