I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I have feelings that need drinking.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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