i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize