so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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