I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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