Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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