we have officially lost it.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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