I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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