Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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