found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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