So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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