I'd wear matching sweaters with you
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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