I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Oh god it's open bar.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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