I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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