They should really pass out barf bags in church
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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