I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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