Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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