she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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