Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We need a shit load of segways right now
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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