Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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