I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
