Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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