its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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