Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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