didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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