you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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