I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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