I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Come on in and take your pants off
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