After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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