I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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