i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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