I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
