I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I miss vodka workout Fridays
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
