Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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