I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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