I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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