Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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