The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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