If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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