I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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