Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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