I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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