I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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