i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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